By Sergey YEREVAN, Armenia – A brief press conference by HSBC in Yerevan unveiled an optimistic forecast on the bank’s plans to improve services by 2020. HSBC’s new CEO Astrik Cliffold made the long-expected announcement to Armenian media: “We are now working on reforms which will allow us to stop treating citizens of Armenia like…
by Narek Al-Qaeda employees organized a chain of strikes near organization’s head offices around the world, with biggest strikes being in Kabul – Afghanistan, Khartoum – Sudan, Riyadh – Saudi Arabia and Portland – USA. Low and mid level terrorists on strike demand social benefits, vacation days, trainings and salary increases. “I don’t see why…
By Sergey Armenian Meteorological Service announced signs of early spring in 2010. Scientists from the National Weather Lab presented research of the weather for winter 2009-2010 which indicate early spring. Early on Monday, Chief Weatherman Garegin Minusyan shared findings of the Lab. “You can clearly see it all on these photos made in Northern region…
by Narek The third mobile operator is finally in Armenia, ready to kick those red commie Viva cell and those striped BeeLine (also pretty much commie) asses. Orange offers its customers an entirely new, even somewhat revolutionary for Armenia customer support system. From now on, whenever you call customer support, operators will not yell at…
By Sergey Այսօր լրանում է Հայաստանի տնտեսության լուսավոր էջերից մեկի` երջանկահիշատակ երկնիշ տնտեսական աճի անժամանակ հեռանալու մեկամյա տարեդարձը: Հիշեցնենք, որ 2001-ից սկսած երկնիշ տնտեսական աճը` ավելի հայտնի որպես հայկական տնտեսական հրաշք, անցած տարվա այս օրը կաթվածահար վիճակում գտան Ֆինանսների նախարարության շենքի միջանցում և չնայած լավագույն կենտրոնական բանկի մասնագետների միջամտությանը, ոչ մի բան հնարավոր չեղավ անել…
By Sergey Minister of Economy Nerses Yeritsyan unveiled Ministry plans to boost economy in 2010 by bringing large numbers of Jews into Armenia. This was presented as a part of large-scale action plan to reverse negative economic tendency caused by global economic crisis. “Economy is like a box of chocolates,” Yeritsyan explained to reporters.…
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