Kidney Stone Elected for Armenian Parliament

Yerevan, Armenia – After heated election campaign involving renowned political prisoner Nikol Pashinyan in “Kentron” district of Yerevan, by-elections yielded results that most observers and opponents call “stunning and ridiculous”. At the end of the ballot count in #10 district, Central Electoral Commission (CEC) announced the winner to be a kidney stone.

Opposition Rally Kicks off with Ceremonial Sacrifice of Young Republican Virgin on Top of Matenadaran

By Sergey On September 18th Armenian National Congress gathered over 85 thousand people around Matenadaran area to announce a new phase of revolution. Prior to starting the rally, First President Levon Ter-Petrosian following the established tradition, cut open a young virgin from the rival Republican party prepared for the occasion and handed the rest of the body…