Armenian Nude Celebrity Website About To Close

Kim Kardashyan "Millions would never know what "Armenia" was without my nude photos"

by Narek

Armenia’s first and only website that presented nude photos of Armenian pop stars is on the brink of closing caused by very low number of visits. When German Nkaryan first bought the domain www.tklorastgher.am he had no doubt that the site would become super popular and would make him a millionaire in a year.

The website started off pretty good featuring full length porn home video of Armenian talented …(ArmComedy’s research team is still working hard to find out what exactly K.K. is talented in) Kim Kardashyan. “Kim was very excited to share her nude photos and videos with the world. She knew that some day her nude photos will contribute to Turkey and Armenia reconciliation. Kim is such an idealist.” – sighs Nkaryan reminiscing about days when the website had more than 45 visitors per day.

Later the website went on and started looking for hot nude photos and footage of other Armenian stars. An occasional nipple slip at Miss Armenia contest, an unusually short skirt on Nazeni Hovhannisyan, screencaps of ugly videos with rabiz singer Nana, Tigran Karapetyan relaxing on Sevan – all of that didn’t seem to be enough to sustain the website’s popularity after Kardashyan phenomenon.

'Nana just wasn't sexy enough to top Kim'

“I was the first to upload the notorious Shprot video, the one that every Armenian male had in his cell phone. Although she was not technically nude, she showed enough nude skin to dazzle the imagination of every 12 year old in the country and force him to take unusually long showers.” says Nkaryan.

The website later came up with some more hardcore material featuring Razmik Amyan, a singing sensation from Karabakh. The singer not only demonstrated some exclusive Stepanakert style lovemaking positions, but also started endless debates on whether that was really him or not. “Those videos were very promising, but it seemed that the celebrities themselves gave away such material first. Before I got my hands on these videos, every teenager with bluetooth already had them.”

Armenian singer Armenchik was among the first to protest his nude photos being publicly displayed on the website. “I don’t feel free anymore. I can’t go swimming, can’t wear all my sexy shirts anymore…there’s always some sneaking paparazzi waiting to make a picture and post it on the website” he complained.

But it seems that Armenchik and other Armenian sex symbols can finally relax, because German Nkaryan is not going to renew his domain registration anymore. “This just doesn’t work. We must face the obvious: Armenian celebs are simply not hot. Either the Government calls for extraordinary measures and promotes some hot people in show business, or I’ll have to start a new website with Arab belly dancers. I bet that will be popular. But in 90s there was an urban legend of a sex tape with Lilit Karapetyan existing, if only I could find that, things could dramatically change. It could be my personal Holy Grail.” – dreamed Nkaryan.

ArmComedy’s source in RA Government informed us that Ukraine sent humanitarian aid of 23 tons of silicone and botox to enhance Armenian celebrities. Will oligarchs steal humanitarian aid for their own purposes or will it reach those desperately in need? Only time will show.

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9 Responses to Armenian Nude Celebrity Website About To Close

  1. Tatevik says:

    mmmmm…

  2. Tatevik says:

    my lips are sealed…😡

  3. Eric says:

    !!!!!!!!!!Liked!!!!!

  4. Liana says:

    well yes, they are not sexy, they are talented!!! … or no?😀

  5. Tigran says:

    Again and again… Each time I read your articles my already sleeping mind awakes because i cannot hold my laught :)))
    this is fun!! Thanks guys! Btw – if anybody keeps track on how many hit counts were registered on tklorastgher.am😀😛 :)))) lol

    • armcomedy says:

      I was very curious myself to see how many clicks would tklorastgher get, but apparently wordpress doesn’t show clicks on non existing addresses anymore, though before it did…))

  6. tsiran says:

    Hesa Germanin xabar ktam🙂
    Shnorhakal em! Es dzer humanitar ognutyunn er indz` Amerikayum pashtpanvelu nrancic, ovqer henc imanum en hay em, harcnum en` You know Kardashian? 7 amis e stex em, mi shabat araj em haskacel, te da ov a, inchov en utum🙂 Odic pox e shinum amboxj yntaniqov:) Bayc hay-turqakani masin meknabanutyun aneluc heto achqis shat bardzracav! Bacarik hamardzak piti lines, tenc duxov qez anhasaneli bostanner mtnelu hamar🙂

  7. erevanci says:

    no, my dear, they are not talented. they are just whorish:)

  8. dundee says:

    Woow hell yea…

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